"I was potty training."
It's a legitimate excuse for the way my house looks today, the fact that dinner was late and not very balanced or healthy, and why my patience is worn thread-bare thin.
If you've ever potty trained a toddler, you get it.
If you haven't...you're seriously missing out.
Because it is just so much darn fun.
In other news...I don't know how to say this without sounding like a weirdo, but I think one of the cutest things you will ever see in this world is little plump, bare, two-year old bum cheeks running around the house.
A close second is little plump, two-year old bum cheeks in teeny-tiny, brand-new, "big girl" panties running around the house.