We have a five year old girl in our family.
Thusly, our house has been swept up in a fit of amorous passion.
Everything in our house is kissing these days.
I walked in on Iron Man in a fervent lip lock with Princess Jasmine the other day. (Shhh! Don’t tell Aladdin!)
Barbies. Stuffed animals. Balls. Cars. Rocks. Shoes. Pillow Pets. Fruit snacks. Bikes. Lego blocks. Sticks. Broccoli and cauliflower chunks.
Love knows no bounds.
But this has just gone too far.
Get a room you two.